16 February 2004 | 10:24 p.m.
Man needs wives

I think I may have found the man of several women's dreams. He's just looking for a couple of women to marry and he wants to have about 15 kids. The erotic pictures are what did it for me!

I am frightened because I think this man is serious about his quest and we both live in the same state.

Was Jenny/867-5309 really that good of a song? Kudos to the person making over $200K to sell the NYC phone number on EBay. Who would spend that kind of money for a telephone number? EBay killed the link! Argh.

I sometimes need to turn on the closed-captioning while watching movies because I have a little bit of hearing loss. This information doesn't make me happy.

I don't know why this didn't get more national attention. Here's more info:
Television Captioning Censorship Hurts Family Values
Approved/Disapproved Television Programs

Aerosol cheese?

I just left this message in Chris' guestbook:

Did you know if you were a diabetic then your cum would be sweet instead of salty? I dated a diabetic for almost 2 years, it was ok at first and then I just couldn't take it anymore. He didn't get anymore BJ's from me...

I constantly use the word "ass". Is this a sickness?

KickAss
WhoopAss
RockAss
DumbAss
Bitchin'Ass
FuckAss
JackAss
LardAss
FatAss
I know I'm forgetting some...

I also annoy myself because I have to write all of these as one word and then capitalize the "A".

I'm helping a friend throw a party. I get to invite anyone I want and then he pays for everything and cleans up the mess the next day. Life couldn't be better. There's only a few glitches:

1. He's a bit of a perfectionist. It must be perfect or it's crap.

2. It's a theme party. The theme is "That's just wrong". He's making me come up with more ideas. My imagination and creativity has hit the piss bucket lately.

Here's what we've thought up so far:

1. He's going to buy a dildo that attaches to flat surfaces with suction cups. That will go in the bathtub for everyone to see while they use the toilet.

2. Cheese fondue in the bathroom.

3. Little tiny bottles of beer.

4. He's buying/making a cursing bear. When you push in his stomach he yells obscenities.

5. Porn, lots of porn, all over the place to make the prudes of the group uncomfortable. I can't wait to buy the fetish magazines!

6. He's setting up his old Atari 4500.

7. I think he should wear a tutu for the evening. We are still discussing this.

8. Boxed wine. Ugh. I know some people like it but I just cringe at the sight of it!

9. McDonald's cheeseburgers. He'll either cut them up in into 1/4's or only let people take a bite at a time and save the rest for someone else.

10. He'll have plenty of old dying flowers and helium balloons that have seen better days.

11. A wedding guest book that everyone must sign.

That's all I can remember for now. If you are reading this please help me with ideas!

I have to make an MP3 data CDR for the party. What songs are just wrong?

Any suggestions are appreciated!

It's snowing!

I did it. I finally updated 140 things about me. Those things are practically impossible to keep updated.

I almost attacked a guy at the gym. He was wearing a nice tight shirt that showed the lines in his muscular chest. Nice face and smile to boot. Just overall great eye candy. I get these intense lust filled urges. I love a sweaty man. How I stopped myself from attacking I will never know. Am I the only woman that will admit to these urges?

I think I was on that eliptical thing too long at the gym. I was on there for 30 minutes and now I have a kick-butt headache. Water. I need water.

I got an email today from someone that was wondering if I was mad at her or not. Jeez. We aren't 13 people we are adults! Get a grip. Just call me next time. When you get to know me I'm not as harsh as I appear on TV. I did give her a nice dose of honesty (honesty is underrated these days) though:

I woke one morning, looked in the mirror, and didn't like what I saw. I saw the person that I was when I was 13: confused as to who my real friends are. See, it's trust. I trusted and found out I shouldn't have. I need to learn to keep my mouth shut and figure out if anyone else keeps his/her mouth shut.

Yes, I'm still hanging out and having fun...it's just not with kickballers. I'm just staying off the kickball radar for a bit. I don't mind the business end so I will continue with the WAKA board stuff.

If you want any more information, I'd be happy to give it to you, just not via email or IM. You can call me at ***-***-**** (H) or ***-***-**** (C).

I should worry about these people finding my blog. At this point, I don't know if I really care. Feh.

Wal_Mart is the death of the small businessman. On the other hand, damn it's cheap. Where do you draw the line? When you're broke Wal_Mart is going to win. I feel a little guilty. I still like Target better but it's not open 24 Hours.

I went out to brunch with friends. Some people are clueless. They wonder why their kids are fat. Do you think you shouldn't let your kid eat that little tub of butter with his fingers? People are clueless. Ick.

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